The Ultimate Dummies Book
2 April, 2009Obstructionism for Dummies. Like they need it.
Feel free to use this (please credit me, though -- I actually created this one).
After further reflection, I decided to change the title of the ‘book’.
(((Billy))) The Atheist
Musings and ramblings about the world, progressive politics, religion, history, family and (occasionally) humour.
(((Commentary)))
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(((Billy))) The Atheist 
You’re really on a roll with sick humor – two days in a row now. 🙂
Chappie: Yeah, I guess that could be considered humour. Or reality. Not sure yet.
Excellent! Now you need to create one for the Real Canadian. That one should involve over apologizing and second-to-none politeness.
Lorena: Keep in mind, the ‘real American’ bit is from our last Presidential campaing. Palin repeatedly said, either explicitely or implicitly, that people who are from small towns, are white, are religious, and vote Republican are the real America.
She may have had a point, (((Billy))). Almost every day I feel like a foreigner here.
Yes, I remember that bit about the “Real American.” I didn’t make the connection. Sorry! Making fun of Canadians could be fun, too. But Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are already doing a fine job of it.
Postman: Now that I have teenagers, I feel like a foreigner in my own house!
Lorena: Making fun of Canadians is too easy. Like shooting fish in a barrel. I mean, look at the only tank Canada ever produced. It’s like an even wimpier Sherman.
Just kidding. Honest. Sort of.