I am Shocked. Shocked, I Tell You!23 February, 2010
I am amazed. Shocked. Aghast. Mentally obliviated. Blown away. Surprised. Why am I amazed, shocked, aghast, mentally obliviated and blown away? Dick Cheney had a heart attack.
That doesn’t actually surprise me. If I were to make a quick sketch of a prime candidate for heart attack, Dick Cheney comes pretty close.
What surprised me was that I didn’t realize the bastard even had a heart. Of course, if he needs surgery, there won’t be a hell of a lot of bleeding from that heart.</snark>