You are doing it wrong.31 July, 2009
I know that I should not laugh at the surfers who visit my blog. I know I shouldn’t. But I do. Case in point:
Someone found my blog using the search term: “My wife used Abstinence birth control but still got pregnant.” If she got pregnant, you were not practicing abstinence. Unless you were engaging in <i>frottage</i> or anal sex and there was leakage, you don’t get pregnant when you do not have sexual intercourse. Unless you are from the Middle East and your name is Mary. Short story, if your wife got pregnant while being abstinent, you were doing it wrong. Either that, or she was abstinent with you, but not with others.
Anyway, good luck.
It is, however, a welcome change from the many people showing up here looking for either “Jesus Gun” or “Jesus With A Gun”. Some other recent popular ones have been, “Purity Ball,” “Why is Glenn Beck an idiot?”, “Preteens” and “sex”.