A Strange Combination of Bumper Stickers29 June, 2009
I just got back from the grocery store. While walking across the parking lot, I almost got run over by a large SUV (no, Sarge, it probably was not the one gunning for you). It had an odd combination of bumper stickers on the back:
Evolution is a Lie
McCain & Palin: For America and For God
Live the Bible: The Only Truth
Teach Abstinence, Teach God
God Said It; I Believe It; Case Closed
The Bible Lives It
and then, a new bumper sticker (the others were faded):
I’m Not Fucking Stupid: I Divorced Him
Now, I admit that, though I have read both the old and new testaments multiple times (each time in a different transaction), but isn’t the Bible pretty clear about divorce (Malachi 2:16, Matthew 19:6, Deuteronomy 24:1-4, Matthew 19:8)? Does anyone else think that the combination of Biblical literalism and the divorce bumper sticker an odd combination? Then again, maybe he was the godbot and, when she got the SUV, he didn’t take his silly stickers with him.
Either way, I have decided I like bumper stickers. Not the individual ones, but, on vehicles with multiple stickers, the diverse ideas on the back of one car can be entertaining. And it’s definately more entertaining than watching the road.
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