What Religion is Your Bra?15 May, 2009
Sent by (((Wife)))’s mother:
A man walks into the ladies department of Myer’s, shyly walks up to the woman behind the counter, and says, “I’d like to buya bra for my wife.”
The clerk responds, “What type of bra?”
“Type?” the man replies. “There’s more than one type?”
“Look around,” says the sales clerk, as she waved at a sea of bras in every shape, size, material and colour available. “Actually, even with all this variety, there are really only four basic types of bra.”
Relieved, the clueless man asks about the types.
The clerk replies, “There are Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian and the Baptist bras. Which one would work for your wife?”
Now totally befuddled, the man asks about the differences. She responds, “It’s really quite simple: the Catholic bra supports the masses; the Salvation Army bra lifts the fallen; the Presbyterian bra keeps them staunch and upright, and the Baptist bras make mountains out of molehills.”
The odd things that arrive from my Mother-in-Law. This was included:
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G and H are the letters used to define cup sizes? Well, ‘A’ means Almost Boobs, ‘B’ means Barely There, ‘C’ means Can’t Complain, ‘D’ means Dang!, ‘DD’ means Double Dang, ‘E’ means Enormous, ‘F’ means Fake, ‘G’ means Get a Reduction, and ‘H’ means HELP!!!
Even my unrelated relatives are strange.