Chinese Food and Christian Bumper Stickers16 January, 2009
I went down to one of our local Chinese takeouts for dinner this evening (sweet & sour chicken, barbecue pork (boneless), fried dumplings, and Hunan triple delight). As I pulled into the parking lot, making a legal right turn, a small sedan attempted to make an illegal left turn out of the parking lot in my lane.
The driver rolled down his window (keep in mind, it is currently +7 here, so that shows some dedication on his part) and began screaming at me. I continued driving (once he was out of the way) into the parking lot and pulled up in front of the restaurant.
Apparently, this guy was pissed. He pulled an illegal U-turn, drove over a curb, and pulled up near me. Shit, I thought, this could get serious. He did not exit his vehicle, but continued to scream at me. About a third of his rant was illegible. About one third was pronouns and articles. The final third was swear words. My Babelfish does not translate crazy, so I have no idea what he was actually trying to convey.
Then he threw his car into reverse, drove over the curb (again) and roared away up the street in a cloud of burned oilsmoke and a hearty Hi-Ho Silver. As he pulled away, I noticed the back of his car.
No God Know God
No Peace Know Peace
Pray the Rosary!
Kids Need To Pray
God Is Love
and, of course, a Jesus fish.
I figure the car was stolen. After all, no real Christian would ever act in such an uncivilized manor.