You Can’t Make This Shit Up IX28 October, 2008
According to a new study (so far involving mice), hydrogen sulfide production within the body may help control hypertension. Translation: the part of the fart that stinks may be good for you.
One big change? We have to change the joke:
Why do farts stink?
So deaf people can enjoy them, too. To help control high blood pressure.
It also means that (((Wife))) should no longer complain. It’s keepin’ the old BP down.
Of course, it also means that the old rhyme has more reality in it than the Bible:
Beans, beans, their good for your heart,
The more you eat, the more you fart.
The more you fart, the better you feel,
So eat your beans at every meal.
Yes, I know this little diversion is immature. But after watching nine McCain/Palin adds in a half-hour (watching the news regarding our snowstorm), I figured that humour aimed at a 13-year-old mentality is actually an improvement.
(((Wife))) asks: “So should we eat the gassy mice?”