Squirrel Pizza, a Stupid Bumper Sticker and a Contest27 October, 2008
(((Wife))) was driving back from her morning shift on the street corner when she saw something, well, unusual. In the middle of the road was a pizza box. There was no wind, but the lid (facing away from her) was opening and closing. That’s odd. I better drive around it, she thought. As she passed, and the box opened again, she saw a gray squirrel inside, holding a piece of pizza in his(?) two front paws. So if a car runs over the box, and then someone else opens the box, will they be surprised to see a squirrel pizza? And will they ever order from Dominoes again?
I saw a bumper sticker on the back of a beat-to-shit Ford Escort. The sticker (right below the inevitable fish decal) said: “Tailgate and I Brake, Hit Me and I Sue!” Nice people.
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(((Wife))) said I should mention that he has a broken nose and, because of said broken nose, snores. I shan’t elaborate upon how his nose was broken but, suffice it to say, he has not forgiven me.
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