Wow: Scientific Woo! Cold Fusion Woo!

26 October, 2008

I just got a long, rambling, incoherent, grammatically and punctuationally challenged comment disproving atheism through a series of logical fallacies of truly breathtaking absurdities.  If you want to risk a few IQ points, read it here.  It is fun in the same way that Attack of the Killer Tomatoes was fun:  so bad it’s good.

For a  real laugh, though, click on over to SOLOMON AZAR‘s web site.  This guy is a genius in his own mind.  He has discovered cold fusion (from his website):

Lightning Fusion

The Marriage of Hot and Cold Fusion


A paradigm shift is about to occur

 I have found the perfect energy device

My system is also a direct replacement for all nuclear fission water reactors

Since April 2007 on the internet trying to stimulate fellow scientists and citizens to replicate my experiment in order to vindicate truth-no one does anything- maybe after the total collapse of our economy and or war with Russia over energy will you care- it heats up now as you continue to ignore the true and only solution to the global energy crisis. I solved the energy crisis- time will tell

Solomon Azar

September 13-2008

I think his paradigm is shifting without a clutch.

Seriously, bozo, if you think you have a working cold fusion (sorry, lightning fusion) device, I challenge you to, um, well, publish?  In a peer-reviewed publication?  And, if you have solved the energy crisis single-handedly, what the hell are you doing dropping pages of drivel on my blog?

Also, do you currently use this device in your home?  (((Wife))) wants to know.


  1. Yeah… “dsproving atheism” would be kinda hard since it would mean proving the existence of God.

  2. […] Wow: Woo! Cold Fusion Woo! By (((Billy))) I solved the energy crisis- time will tell. Solomon Azar. September 13-2008. I think his paradigm is shifting without a clutch. Seriously, bozo, if you think you have a working cold fusion (sorry, lightning fusion) device, … (((Billy))) The Atheist – https://iambilly.wordpress.com/ […]

  3. I followed the link to Solomon’s sermon on your Contact Me page. I loved this part of your response: comments should be like miniskirts. Brilliant! I’ll pass on the link to his site, though. I can only withstand the deaths of a few brain cells a day and I’ve already met my quota by scanning his aforementioned sermon. You were right – I didn’t bother reading it in depth. You, (((Billy))), are a prophet!

  4. Paul: Thanks for stopping by. But he thinks that he has proved the existence of god(s). That’s what makes it truly absurd.

    Chappie: The ‘miniskirts’ line is a bastardization of one I once heard come over the loudspeaker in high school. The vice-principals version (directed as spring skirts) was: “Miniskirts should be like term papers: long enough to cover the subject but short enough to be interesting.” I don’t think a school could get away with that today.

    As for the prophet part, I’d much rather be a profit. (((Boy))) in college and all.

  5. i have been trying to have it peer reviewed for 17 straight months- in what start out as professional and sincere surely turned to anger and disgust at societies treatment of the boy who crys wolf or finger in dike- what i have found in this journey of trying my best to tell my fellow citizens i have solution for energy in which our fellow soldiers die for- our planet dies by- and our economy is crashing over by high prices of-is noone believes anyone anymore- i believe western society has turned into an atheistic capitalistic savage animal even the people are weary of each other- mots notable in prisons systems as different peoples are sprung against one another by color culture beliefs stupidity-not as children of god- i believe when the global war over energy intensifies will many get their head out their ass and be our brothers keeper- especially when this brother is bringing you the solution to the energy crisis- period- time will tell-When I was 33 yrs old, I had an idea on how to possibly destroy the HIV virus which causes AIDS. This idea of mine was a pinnacle of knowledge I began to actively acquire as a teenager of 17. I tried to tell friends and others on the early form of the net in 1998, but it went nowhere. There is this interesting quality of many human beings that just dont believe their fellowman- even amongst friends. For 13 months now I fundamentally believe I have solved the energy crisis- one in which we are reminded of everyday on the news-the same situation is arising on this ideology- i even risked my life to build what I am proposing- a one million volt tunable TESLA coil and took videos of it for the net- the reply- about 20,000 people have seen it- most just say this has been done(if they had a clue)-some believe scam(in order to move on and not do their part to bring forth solutions for humanity)-etc etc- you think of all the reasons.

    I bet you in every town and city of this world is someone screaming with a local or global solution for all of us- but noone cares – why?

    I will tell you- the children of man is beautiful- all the qualities of a child remind man how wonderful it is to be innocent and clean of heart- except one- SHARE- watch a child successfully share a toy- they do not by majority- WHY-It is the “drive to survive” mechanism implemented in man to cause this strong desire to have-control-and grow. In an adult human- it is the drive that makes many go beyond trivial matters and succeed for all of us- but at what price- when someone has a solution- we all instinctively ignore it- why- if what is true in the heart and conviction of the person presenting the new ideology must suffer the gauntlet of negativity in order to be peer reviewed by many at the top- IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THIS GAUNTLET- IT TELLS MANKIND THERE IS SOMETHING THAT MUST BE INVESTIGATED.

    This quality of man has propelled civilization in such a short manner of time of 10,000 years to almost mastering the elements of the earth to its benefit in order to live in some degree of peace-stability and health- as opposed to just one century ago where man would cut his arm to bleed out the poison of infection- How much we have grown;)

    Do we need this behavior any longer for mankind- in a world where many honest peace loving human beings JUST WANT TO HELP MANKIND and are ignored too extensively- in this age of media and knowledge and the internet- a time has come where truth must prevail in order for growth to continue in civilization for OUR OWN BENEFIT.

    IF YOU desire the comfort of medicine- hospitals- tractors which farm large tracts of land for our supermarkets-etc etc etc- then a time has come in humanity where this trait of man must be eliminated- HOW-

    first the scientific argument- read the following;

    A story about social change.
    by Ken Keyes, jr.

    This is a synopsis of a larger article. If you wish to read or download the longer article click here. The Japanese monkey, Macaca fuscata, had been observed in the wild for a period of over 30 years. In 1952, on the island of Koshima, scientists were providing monkeys with sweet potatoes dropped in the sand. The monkey liked the taste of the raw sweet potatoes, but they found the dirt unpleasant. An 18-month-old female named Imo found she could solve the problem by washing the potatoes in a nearby stream. She taught this trick to her mother. Her playmates also learned this new way and they taught their mothers too. This cultural innovation was gradually picked up by various monkeys before the eyes of the scientists. Between 1952 and 1958 all the young monkeys learned to wash the sandy sweet potatoes to make them more palatable. Only the adults who imitated their children learned this social improvement. Other adults kept eating the dirty sweet potatoes. Then something startling took place. In the autumn of 1958, a certain number of Koshima monkeys were washing sweet potatoes — the exact number is not known. Let us suppose that when the sun rose one morning there were 99 monkeys on Koshima Island who had learned to wash their sweet potatoes. Let’s further suppose that later that morning, the hundredth monkey learned to wash potatoes. THEN IT HAPPENED! By that evening almost everyone in the tribe was washing sweet potatoes before eating them. The added energy of this hundredth monkey somehow created an ideological breakthrough! But notice: A most surprising thing observed by these scientists was that the habit of washing sweet potatoes then jumped over the sea… Colonies of monkeys on other islands and the mainland troop of monkeys at Takasakiyama began washing their sweet potatoes. Thus, when a certain critical number achieves an awareness, this new awareness may be communicated from mind to mind. Although the exact number may vary, this Hundredth Monkey Phenomenon means that when only a limited number of people know of a new way, it may remain the conscious property of these people. But there is a point at which if only one more person tunes in to a new awareness, a field is strengthened so that this awareness is picked up by almost everyone! Maybe you are the 100th Monkey for the Dharma?

    Also consider the possibility of twins speaking together in some kind of telepathic ability- all of us at times with that 6th sense- or we as a race of man that by majority senses our ancestors/life after death-advanced enities of the universe- GOD- would you conclude at this stage of developement we are alone?

    I do not, for the spiritual side to this argument is this- we were put into this cousin of the monkey body;) ( i have fun with that term) in order for children of god to learn and grow with humility and respect for all the creatures of the earth- we are blessed with free will and an infinite mind- WHAT DO WE DO WITH IT IS OUR TEST OF FAITH-

    and now a time has come where some mechanisms of man put into us must be taken out for a race to move on at this juncture of humanity dependent on each other for division of labor to make all the wonderful things for man by way of knowledge-

    In the understanding of collective spirits of both living and departed to come together in harmony with all the creatures of the earth and to resonate together in a collective spirit to live together- love one another- to be a child of god of our full potential for all the inhabitants of the earth- A TIME HAS COME

    Together- we shall resonate our spirit as a race of man -children of god- and grab hold of that element inside our souls that make us go far in our abuse towards one another- this trait which will make man come together without prejudice is one in the same- we will consciously grab hold of it mentally with the hand of god upon our own hand which attempts it- AND TURN IT TOGETHER WITH GOD AND ALL HUMAN BEINGS- turn the key in your heart to a strong vertical standing position which is upright and good to god and man. Now are the days where man will stand tall under the light of god and accept our place in this universe- we will respect all human beings on this planet and their forms of worship as it is mans noble attempt “to try” and honor our roots to god-and most accurately described in LOVE by CHRIST- we do so together in this 21st century- UNITED WE STAND

    solomon azar

  6. Oh I do like that graphic though. Very nice with the bolt and the splash.

  7. I can give Mr Azar the number of a good psychiatrist…

  8. Philly: A little too blue for me. I would have warmed it up just a touch. I agree, though, good graphic.

    Yunshui: What is the first step to getting the help one needs? I don’t think he’s close.

    Soloman: “IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THIS GAUNTLET- IT TELLS MANKIND THERE IS SOMETHING THAT MUST BE INVESTIGATED. No, it tells mankind that monomania is still extant.

    As for trying to get published: there are some excellent companies which provide (for a fee, of course) editing for submissions. Also, try teaming up with another scientist or two. Additionally, I don’t know if you have noticed, but this is not a peer-reviewed publication. My peers (see above) do review what is on my blog, but only ex post facto. Might I suggest haunting one (or more) of the science blog sites? One of them may be able to help you (in more than one way).

    May reality and reason reach you. Quickly.

  9. I’m getting about 5 hits a day from people looking for information about cold fusion. This guy may have something.

  10. As an aerospace engineer, and one who has read up on Azar’s work, I believe that it is entirely possible he is on to something. Regardless of his his political or religious affiliations, or his tendency to use profanify in his “wake-up calls” for America, it is in our best interests to look closer at his work. I would mention that there is some honor to be recognized in his attempts to help mankind as well.

    Thanks for hosting this discussion Billy.

  11. Joe: Sounds great. If it is real, bravo. But, (and these are some big ‘buts’) why isn’t he working with other physicists to get published, or to try to get others to replicate his work? Dropping comments on random blogs and running a web site with, to say the least, amateur content is, generally (not always, of course) a clue that one is dealing with woo. If I’m wrong, great. But . . .

  12. keep laughing you disgusting atheists scumbag- i will see 5the entire earth collapse and YOU live in a foxhole again- forgotten why man prays for his daily bread as so many have food boxes and electricity without a care- you are savage wolves with only money as power- now your job will be taken away for humility to come- for you do not understand the lamb of god- THUS- let the devil teach you- it comes

  13. Soloman: I really will be quite happy if you have found the secret of cold fusion. Again, it comes down to proof. Then again, proof is something that theists seem to need in everyday life, but, when it comes to whichever magic skydaddy they worship, the need for proof disappears. I see no proof of god(s)’ existence. There is no need for the presence of god(s) to explain any phenomenon. Therefore, I can say that god(s) does not exist. Or the devil.

  14. Billy- I am a one man show that did everything from a poverty level only to make it worse- i type every single day behind a computer with 2 fingers trying my best to communicate with atheists theists all people of the earth for I have solved the global energy crisis- PROOF- repeat my very very dangerous experiment- if only 2-3 universiies in all usa have one- how long must it take0- it will take FAITH-

    I am the idiot vaudeville entertainer as I watch military pawns kill for oil- ready to strike iran for nuclear ambitions- russia seaze gas fields to europe and now global economy dead-

    I DID MY DUTY yet stay on this net everday tryng to light a fire under someones ass to uncover- NONE do anything as i dont sigh paycheck or offer banana/money to simple monkey creature- SURELY- I have yet to witness one child of god-

    very soon the rockets red glare and the bombs bursting in air- what a shame as person who solves it is perceived as spammer scammer idiot whatever- I am sick of being your neighbor-fellow human being in this ugly faithless world of savages- i understand the Holocaust-= it comes again

  15. Given that Mr Azar’s most recent blog post contains the rather unambiguous statement: “I am the Messiah”, might I renew my offer to put him in touch with a member of the psychiatric community?

  16. Soloman: I am not a scientist. I am not a science blogger. I have no influence in the science community. I may regret asking this, but what do you want people to do?

    Yunshui: I have seven different recordings of Handel’s Messiah. Does that count?

  17. thank you Billy for asking- buried in every single statement i have made since experiment of april 2007- is help uncover this ONLY solution to global energy crisis performed by a one man show that has no credibility- NONE do anything-thus- it now crashes- listen to your new messiah obama ask for energy every single day and wonder where the HOPE is-

    write to princeton university and encourage them to repeat my experiment before global nuclear war over energy very very soon-
    CALL and or write to princeton for example and encourage them to discharge a tesla coil into heavy water as per my freely disclosed papers and videos portray-the solution to the energy crisis is in your hands- it will take a third party- not the discoverer himself professing it- go ahead prove me right or wrong already- 22 months now as economy crumbles over energy and our soldiers battle for it- what will you do

    Research Princeton Plasma Physics Laboratory (PPPL) (609) 243-2750

    Research and Project Administration (609) 258-3091

    Contact the Office of the Dean for Research–dfr@princeton.edu

    I DONT THINK ANYTHING WILL HAPPEN EXCEPT continued global collapse over energy and global nuclear war- message for survivors amongst this generations ashes- when presented with solutions in life- CHASE THEM

  18. Soloman: You’re not big on sarcasm, are you? When I asked what you wanted people to do, it was sarcasm. If you, as a ‘scientist,’ cannot convince your peers to take you seriously, I won’t be able to help. I am not a scientist; I have never published in a peer-reviewed publication; I have no independent research to my credit; I have no competence within this area and would thus be ignored. Try finding someone involved in the same area of research.

  19. I predict ww3 with nuclear weapons fought over ENERGY before people help one another- the audacity of hope to a nation of faithless atheists goes nowhere-= no wonder concentration camps- ethnic cleansing- water boarding and torture- more Adolph Hitlers needed before man the monkey is humbled

  20. now i FULLY understand the Atheist – vast majority are merely homosexuals to attack church- wow- what a wonderful experience this truth is- now i understand my first idea on hiv which causes aids never went anywhere in 1997 is because all people are deceived and lied to like a berny madoff scumbag people – america is nothing more than a gang of savages of faithless scum led by atheists homosexuals – no gift for aids and no gift for energy let the survivors of nuclear war figure it out

  21. Soloman: I was unaware that atheists created the AIDS virus. That wouldbe strnge as it exposed gay sex for how dnangerous itreally is.

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