And Now For Something Completely Different

3 September, 2008

The idiocy of McAin’t and ApPalin and the rest of the Rethuglican party has gotten me down.  I suspect the rest of you may, possibly, be feeling a little bit of the same.

Luckily, one of my best friends sent me this (he happens to be gay, which makes this even funnier):

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he
reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.

Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of
nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly, she just stopped and stared
at the ground.

He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.

He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

‘Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?’ she asked.

‘They’re mating,’ her father replied.

‘What do you call the spider on top?’ she asked.

‘That’s a Daddy Longlegs,’ her father answered.

‘So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?’ the little girl asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he
replied, ‘No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.’ ‘

The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then
lifted her foot and stomped them flat.

‘Well, we’re not having any of that homo shit in our garden!’ she said.



  1. LOL!

  2. I figgered after four serious posts in a row, ya’ll deserved a li’l humour.

  3. Somehow, that does make this week somewhat less dreadful. I literally woke the house up laughing. Thanks.

  4. Thanks for a good chuckle.
    But I soon realized that laughter is a way to deal with pain.
    What pain?
    The pain from realizing there is a class of people who are that stupid, ignorant, and opinionated enough that they would be that dad and girl…& it aint spiders they stomp.

  5. Bugsoup: Glad I could help.

    Cybrgnx: Yeah, and that little girl is now the candidate for Vice President of the Republican Party.

    Your name — Polish?

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