A Couple of Quickies29 May, 2008
First (with a hat-tip to Crooks and Liars), a ministry closely connected with the Pentagon called Revival Fires International, a group which has been sending Bibles to Iraq on military airlift since 2003, and headed by Dr. Cecil Todd, may be getting a visit from the IRS (which will probably decide there is no problem). Why? Because of this sermon (excerpted in Talk2Action (check out the whole thing (I’m only going to quote the most egrigious parts))) titled Who I Want In The White House:
Today, a fierce political battle rages across our nation, as once again the American people will be choosing who will lead our country as President, for the next four years!
The top contenders in this race are Hillary Clinton, Barack Hussein Obama and John McCain — all three of these Presidential wannabe’s are U.S. Senators.
Many sincere — seeking Americans are asking “WHO WOULD BE THE BEST PERSON OF THESE THREE PEOPLE TO SERVE AS PRESIDENT OF THE MOST POWERFUL NATION IN THE WORLD?”
Now — GOD FORBID — We have one of our Presidential candidates who was raised a Muslim … he was trained in a Muslim school — he will rarely (if ever!) pledge to our flag if he can avoid it. He is never seen wearing an American Flag on his lapel — and his middle name is “Hussein!” And yet he wants to be President of these United States! I say, “He doesn’t qualify to be a dog-catcher!” And his wife appears to be less patriotic then he is!
HERE’S MORE DISTURBING INFORMATION! He doesn’t want his middle name used — (“Hussein”). Why not just use the first letter of his first name (Barack), and the first letter (Obama), of his last name! That would be “B.O!” That means, “HE STINKS!” Perhaps, if we would just add the word “nation” to his last name, we would get the true meaning of who he is — “OBAMA-NATION!” That’s something to think about.
Why is Obama pushing so hard to bring our troops home? Why is that so important to him and his supporters? I believe I know why … the evidence is in, I believe OBAMA IS STILL A MUSLIM IN HIS HEART! He doesn’t want his Muslim brothers and sisters killed! In my opinion — Barack “Hussein” Obama is posing as a Christian to get your vote!
This asshat (he deserves an award for his asshattery) has thrown away his organization’s tax-exempt status. He is spewing hate speech and political speech from the pulpit. He deserves to go down.
Next, any of you out there who are planning to be raptured (don’t rapture and drive), now you can pay $40.00 a year to a company which will save your unraptured relatives from having to wait seven years to get at your money. I spotted this at Pharyngula.
In the encrypted portion of your account you can give them access to your banking, brokerage, hidden valuables, and powers of attorneys’ (you won’t be needing them any more, and the gift will drive home the message of love). There won’t be any bodies, so probate court will take 7 years to clear your assets to your next of Kin. 7 years of course is all the time that will be left. So, basically the Government of the AntiChrist gets your stuff, unless you make it available in another way.
The whole thing is just as amusing. What’s scary is how many people will take advantage (be taken advantage of?) this. I wonder if they get a full refund (with interest) in the event that rapture comes and they aren’t?
Lastly, (((Billy))) The Atheist is now only 10 comments away from 1,000. Not bad.