You Can’t Make This Shit Up! (part IV)19 May, 2008
You Can’t Make This Shit Up!
Focus on the Family has launched a new crusade: “Focus on the Family Action is calling on families to co-sign a letter urging Marriott hotels to stop offering in-room pornography. The letter, signed by 47 family groups, will be presented at a meeting May 14 between pro-family leaders and Marriott International officials. It’s the first time a major hotel chain has agreed to meet to discuss the issue.” The meeting occurred earlier this week, but Marriott would not commit to making any changes.
Don’t you dare sit in a Marriot Hotel room and engage in solitary autoerotic pleasure. This is offensive to (Dobson’s version of) God! Everytime you touch yourself, a kitten dies. Solitary pleasure doesn’t produce new souls who can be converted to turbo-Christianity.
Be a real turbo-Christian and beat and rape your wife. Or go out and rob a sub-discount store. Or rape the young girls in your congregation. Or set up a meeting with a 13-year-old girl for sex. Or if you’re the principal of a Christian school, why go online? Just abuse the students under you. But whatever you do, don’t look at hotel porn, especially at Marriot.
Keep in mind, its perfectly legal for an adult to purchase and view this material at Marriot (or other hotels). There are already controls in place to limit the viewing of said material by minors. But, as my brilliant wife points out, the above links (to stories about ministers (and one principal at a Lutheran school)) involve things that are illegal, immoral (by just about any definition of the word) and would tend to damage families.
This is an open question to any theists who may visit my blog: How does the solitary (or maybe some couples view it together (I have no idea)) enjoyment of adult films harm the family? More specifically, how does it damage the family more than narrow-minded bigotry masquerading as ‘family values’?