For those of you who wish it, Indulgences are now available on line here (I think I stressed out the Indulgence calculator).
Or, you can skip all that and make a reservation (for yourself, or for others (group discounts are available)) in hell.
Posted in (((Humour))), god, religion |
You are so going to hell for this post, (((Billy))). I didn’t bother reserving a space for you, because I’m sure they’ve already set aside a full suite with a platinum nameplate for you. 😉
Platinum? He gets platinum? He’s only got five thousand hits. How’s he rate platinum? He’s barely evil!
I agree with Ric. He can’t be entitled to anything better than cardboard yet. You need at least a million hits to qualify for Platinum. It’s in the rules. Hell, I’m only up to formica myself.
Or maybe plywood.
Ric and SI – you guys need to chill. Shit, I’ve only got a shower curtain. I hope the damn thing’s flame-retardant.
How about a nice bronze plate with a mellow patina? (Mellow patina: sounds like someone describing wine, doesn’t it?) I’m not too wild about formica, SI. I prefer going natural (not au natural (or at least, not when the kids are home)).
Chappie: A flame-retardant shower curtain? Sounds redundant.
No bronze, guy. You’re not up to metal status yet. Jeez, you’d be lucky to get wet newspaper.
But the Bible is from the Bronze age and I make at least as much sense as it does, right?
Sure. Whatever you say. Have some scotch.
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