A Strange Family Conversation
6 July, 2009At dinner this evening (homemade pizza with sun-dried tomato sauce, fresh buffalo mozzarella, pepperoni, and Reggiano Parmesan with fresh basil), we realized just why it is that right-wing evangelicals think they can get away with adultery:
Accoring to the Nicene Creed, God manifests as three entities which are one — the holy trinity. Which means that true believer Christians are really bad at math. If 3=1, or 1+1+1=1, then a man with a wife and two mistresses can honestly claim that he is monogamous (1+2=1). Which means he doesn’t even need to be forgiven since he never sinned. Unless he gets caught, in which case it is the liberal’s fault.
So, when does Sanford’s second mistress show up? Or maybe his second mistress is Palin?
And, for the first time ever, Palin was honest. She said she was resigning as governor of Alaska for the good of the state.
She’s tired of catching flack for doing nothing in Alaska while jet-setting across the US doing appearances to boost her stock for a run at 2012.
I don’t know about the math issue, but you see Sanford’s situation is special because the Argentine woman was his “soulmate”. Soulmate trumps everything else I guess.