Strange Family Conversation VI20 May, 2008
This afternoon, (((Wife))) and I were playing a game of SuperScrabble ( I won when I managed to put BLAZE across AX (with the Z on a double word score) and the A across the top of WE (it scored 76 points) (sorry)) and we looked down to see Dust (our 26-pound cat) sleeping peacefully in the dog bed (we don’t have a dog, but he won’t fit in a cat bed). I mentioned that I was going to check my blog, and (((Wife))) said, “Maybe Dust should start a blog.”
Immediately, we began to riff on what a cat’s blog would look like. Here (to the best of my memory) is what I think we agreed upon:
Sleep. Sleep. Sleep. Pee. Lick myself. Lick KC (another cat). Sleep. Drink. Eat. Eat. Poop. Eat. Lick myself. Lick myself. Sleep. Sleep. Sleep. Love the human. Love the Human. Love the Butcher Block. Love the Butcher Block. Love the Stool. Bat Catnip Mouse. Fall into exhausted sleep. Sleep. Sleep. Sleep. Sleep. Drink. Eat. Eat. Pee. Lick Myself. Dope Slap Sherman (another cat). Kick Oreo (yet another cat) out of hutch. Sleep. Sleep. Etc.
While photos of cats may be fun, a cat blog written from the point of view of the cat would be breathtakingly boring.
I guess I’ll go back to blogging about politics and religion.